Tim Burton Needs New Fans

Out of all the movies that Tim Burton had a hand in, easily the worst are The Nightmare Before Christmas and Corpse Bride.

What about all the other gems? Why do these two movies have such huge cult/ merchandise followings, where as the GOOD films don't?

Where's my Edward Scissorhands merch? Beetlejuice? Planet of the Apes? Big Fish?!

Nothing!

Of course, the feel-good musicals, those sickening bastards, will be the big heros. They have embarrassing songs that idiotic twelve year old pre-goths can croon to obnoxiously. I hate crooning.

I hate goths.

I HATE MUSICALS!!

Argh.

I'm tired, too...