Easily the most clichéd of the hats, the fedora facilitates the illusion of coolness while maintaining an air of reserved class.
Do Indians really need this feature? Where are the feathers, the beads, the hair wraps, the war paint?
Gone?
Only to be replaced with poorly inked "tribal" tattoos of generic nature? Fedoras? Chain wallets? Those annoying and inexplicable really long skater shorts with cargo pockets for easy theft?!
But why, I say.
Awesome and highly unique headdresses succumb to what, cheaply dyed hair and outrageous and high-maintenance hair cuts?
I was one of these individuals but I don't count because I'm a real American. Not like these Red Indians.
I'm only thinking about this because of a picture of a dude I saw and he's all, "Omg, ladies, I'm like part Cherokee or something boring like that" and what's up on his noggin?
A FEDORA.
Give it up, Red Indians. You can lessen the air of incivility about you, but you can't remove your SAVAGE nature.
Chained wallets... what ARE you thinking?
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