Streams of Police

You know what's weird to me?

Serial killers remember EVERY SINGLE KILL.

Every one.

In fact, they know intimate things about their victims, I think. Like with Ted Bundy and Georgeann Hawkins he remembered that she had a safety pin on her blue slacks because they were too big.

COME ON.

There's a BOND there, almost! Almost.

How do they remember that stuff?

I'm saying that they may or may not be smarter than the average bear, but they are waaaaaay observant. Their observational skills are so much sharper and that part of their brains just SO much more active that.... well, that they become ninja-like. Undetectable and untraceable. To them, it's almost elementary the stuff that we think is real observation....

The only difference between smart people and serial killers is observation.

Human observation.

Creepy AND cool!

P.S. My best friend just moved to stupid New York (the city) and I'll never forgive him for it. Unless he buys me some Gucci or Miu Miu shoes.

Then I'll forgive him.

XD

AND THEN...

After drinking, I wonder: WHERE'S THE VIOLENT PORN?!

Where's the rape, the abuse, the whimsical settings? Where's the VIOLENCE?!

Listen, I saw this thing on violentclips.com and it was all "Dude punches girl in face- she hates it. Or DOES she?"

hubba-hubba.... -_-'

Listen, WHO THE FUCK CARES, ok, people?

If you want violence you don't care who's enjoying it! YOU are enjoying it, and that's ALL THAT MATTERS!!! If the girl hates it and is crying, SO?!?! If the guy hates it and is a pussy, SO?!?! I mean, really. It's like I'm the only person on the block who knows what violence is.

God, why should I get hurt? YOU'RE out there, YOU get hurt for my pleasure!

DO IT!!!!!

I'm no sociopath- I'm better. I'm an asshole.

We're better because we have no excuse for our non-caring tendencies.

Listen, people, I WISH I were a sociopath because then I'd feel nothing and it'd be great. I almost feel like I'm there.

Go ViolentPorn!!! w00t!

P.P.S. Buff, muscly women are GROSS I don't care what Jara thinks. XO

Unclaimed Bodies?!

I will start drawing again.

I like to draw girls.

Cuz I'm bad at drawing guys.

DX

I wish I could draw guys.

How I love them! ♥

The Messenger Has Arrived

I see strange things in the Harris Teeter parking lot.

I'm not going into the other things I've seen, but this last one has me disturbed.

A man told a lady that he had never loved her. I felt like stabbing his face. What kind of a sick maniac are you to say something like that? This fucker wasn't even good looking, so the fact that she spent so much time seeing passed his gruesome fucking exterior adds only insult to the already egregious injury.

I didn't give her a ride home.

She SHOULD have stabbed his smug motherfucking face instead of crumpling into tears, although tactically speaking that was a good move. It demands attention to your plight and makes the viewer automatically dislike the other individual in the conversation.

So I see what she did there.

But still. That was pretty low of the man. I curse him and all his asshole compatriots (of which, I'm sure, there are many) with severe limp-dickedness. He will never again please any woman because of how deeply he hurt that one woman.

Listen, we're in it against men.

DOOOO IIIT!!!!

Bored and Hating It

I'm just so bored right now.

Everybody's tryin to piss me off and I'm hungry and my stupid period started.

Plus, tomorrow, Kev goes back to school and then I'm stuck home with mom and no alcohol. So she's gonna be like moody and stuff and she's gonna try to trap me into doing housework. I hate that.

But when does MY school start? Not soon enough.

I'm just so fucking bored and I can't draw anything worth a shit so I'm pissed off too and, frankly, I just wanna get wasted.

Argh!

Even my complaining is boring!

There's no light of relief anywhere, even from Ted Bundy! I'm stuck in a wasteland of stupid, boring shit!

Shit, shit, SHIT!

Omg... I'll finish up when I have something to write about... if ever.

>_<

DX

X(

I wanna ROCK with you

All Night

Dance you into that

Sunlight

XD

I feel good nao. Stupid vodka. XD Stupid Michael Jackson, keepin' me alive. XD You ever see that "Bad" video? That shit is dope. I wanna dress like that again. I used to, but I'm really to poor for that, you know?

Plus Hot Topic made me mad by sellin' that emo shit and not my chainy pants and I emailed them and shit and they said ya? So?

My head almost sploded.

Don't stop til you get enough.

Wait a minute- Michael Jackson's death ruined my life.

OMG.

WTFBBQ.

I need you back, Jackson!!!!

You're too young to diiiieeee!!!

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Red Indians Are Savages

What's with Indians and fedoras?

Easily the most clichéd of the hats, the fedora facilitates the illusion of coolness while maintaining an air of reserved class.

Do Indians really need this feature? Where are the feathers, the beads, the hair wraps, the war paint?

Gone?

Only to be replaced with poorly inked "tribal" tattoos of generic nature? Fedoras? Chain wallets? Those annoying and inexplicable really long skater shorts with cargo pockets for easy theft?!

But why, I say.

Awesome and highly unique headdresses succumb to what, cheaply dyed hair and outrageous and high-maintenance hair cuts?

I was one of these individuals but I don't count because I'm a real American. Not like these Red Indians.

I'm only thinking about this because of a picture of a dude I saw and he's all, "Omg, ladies, I'm like part Cherokee or something boring like that" and what's up on his noggin?

A FEDORA.

Give it up, Red Indians. You can lessen the air of incivility about you, but you can't remove your SAVAGE nature.

Chained wallets... what ARE you thinking?

Eggy Yum

Mmmm eggi-weggs. I like mines scrambled.

You know, eggs may be the best damn thing on the whole entire planet. Think about all the shit you could not make without eggs...

• Bread
• Biscuits
• Macaroni Pie
• Grits and eggs
• French Toast
• Waffles
• Pancakes
• Omlettes
• Croque Madame
• Cookies
• Cubano Sweet Bread (for medianoche sandwiches)
• Toad in the Hole ("toadineeole")
• Steak and Eggs
• Custard
• Meringue
• Cakes, delishus cakes
• Brownies

....And I can't think of nuthin else.. but i'm sure there's something. UNFORTUNATELY, most of these things also require milk, even scrambled eggs, and milk is something I don't have.

So, no scramblied eggi-weggs.

I am saddened.

I mean, the whole point of this post was scrambled eggs-having that i was gonna do....

*Sigh.*

I hate it when people like to think they're smarter than you. Like if they can play you or think they're playin your emotions or something, but what they don't know is that you just don't feel anything but rage and disdain so all of their efforts are futile.

Like if maybe they didn't know how generally insignificant they really are compared to the soul-wrenching, total eclipse of power and intelligence going on around me.

I'm just sayin.

I don't think they read my blog, but it's my blog so if they do, suck it.

I laugh at their efforts.

ALSO, I hate guys on porn videos. They say the same shit- "Oh, look at that ass" and "Yeah, suck my cock" and they do that thing where they suck air in through their stupid fuckin teeth. I wish I could kill em.

They are so stupid. The things people say during sex are so pointless for me... they heighten no sense of pleasure, only the sense of embarrassment at having said something so idiot.

My God, I almost hate sex.

Almost.

Feels great, brings out the most inane, useless part of the human psyche. Oh my God, why.

Top Gear Loves MCs

ok i'm mega-drunk right now.

so what? i don't KNOW you, anyway.

people all pissed off for no reason and HAHA i don't mind because well, i didn't do nothin.

I'M GONNA RIDE MY BIKE!!!

OMG i seen it on TOP GEAR, the greatest show EVER even tho they are always hatin' on Americans. But that show.... I mean... I could die laughing sometimes. Especially the damn limo episode... OMG that was soooooo funny.

Top Gear rules.

Btw Top Gear, I drive a Mazda Miata and its AWESOME but I used to drive a 700 Honda Nighthawk (motorcycle). That was sooooo, omg, soo great.

Motorcycles rule, Top Gear.

XD