Maltesers vs Whoppers: The Requiem

Ok. Maltesers being the British malted milk ball and Whopper being the same of that variety, we shall begin. 

Whoppers taste almost exactly like Maltesers.

Almost.

Maltesers have this creamy yum in them.

Whoppers have this horrible Hersheys on the outside and when they are Robin Eggs they have this terrible candy coating as well, can you believe that?

Maltesers have this incredible European chocolate that is soooo damn creamy and buttery and fuckin smooth that it makes you wanna slap yo mama!

Whoppers, horrible n crunchy.

Maltesers, wonderful n chewy.

Maltesers win.

Ok and nao I feel sick. No place serves anything I care about. I'm dying of ConfusionHunger.

Its little known but extremely deadly.

Its where you want to eat, but you dont know what you want to eat.

Is terrible.

I gotta make my mom a birthday card, do a flipbook, write a 12 page essay AND finish a charcoal still life for tomorrow.

BULLSHEIST.

you know thats fuckin stupid, man, you're right there with me.

I hate kurt vonnegut. he's the whiniest bastard on earth. well, he used to be on earth, now hes burning in hell, hopefully.

187 muthafuckaaa