Brother's Birthday, Fancy Trappist Ale and Debilitating Brain Aneurisms

yeah man! well now, instead of fancy trappist ale, i'm onto cosmopolitans FROM A BOTTLE that my mam bought. We're celebrating kev's birthday thats tomorrow n such... theyre low alcohol and it was socially obligatory so no get mad at caroline because i only had one and i'm proud o' myself for limiting.

so aaaahhh

only 6.9%, baby. thats like.... nothing. and mah dad drank all MY vodka so there.

well and whatever.

moose moose moose!

moosey moose cake! i hate you, north carolina! i cant think of a single thing worth saving there. everytime i hear news from there, its bad. those people always got shit to talk and fuck-all to do. O MIGHTY GOD, PLEASE STRIKE NORTH CAROLINA FROM THE MAP!! LET THERE BE NO SURVIVORS!!

For those that may be offended and yet don't know, most of my stupid immigrant family lives in north carolina and now they are hicks. i will go live with the others even tho they live in the old country and its cold there.

i could get cool coats tho.

i guess i'm gonna go smoke a hookah.

cuz i'm bored.