Get To Dyson, Son! I mean, Dicin'!

Man, I keep drinkin'! I'm drinkin' right now! Mini bottles on the HOUSE baby, you know. I'm so sad about Michael Jackson... Man I'm sad about Jara not wanting to be my friend last night. That hasn't driven me to drinking tho, because Jara still is my friend. 

I miss you Jara.

I got you a present for being a great friend, even tho you dislike me and think that you're a bad friend.

I will see you in Florence and BOY will you be SURPRISED!!

Mini bottles, mini bottles

YOU SHUT UP OK?!?!

I like that Dr. Phil clip where he says, "Now, that's one skanky-ass crack whore." Aaaaahahahaha! Tell that bitch Dr. Phil!!

OMG we got like 4 pounds of bacon and I LOVE BACON.

I got it at Costco for $8, baby, you better believe it.

BELIEVE IT.

OMG I just read that Obama wants to FINE individuals and families who can't afford insurance $1,000+ if they don't partake in the national health plan!!

WHAT THE FUCK, OBAMA?!?!

I thought you were a man for the people but you're BLEEDING ME DRY, asshole!!!

If I don't have money for insurance what makes you think I have a thousand goddamn dollars with your name on it?!

COME AND GET IT, ASSHOLE, CUZ I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA THAT YOU AINT GONNA LIKE HALF AS WELL AS MONEY- A 5.56 TO THA FUCKING CHEST, BABY!!!!!

JUST TRY TO TAKE A GRAND FROM ME!!

TRY IT, ASS!!

You will be SORRY, I promise you!

I'm just sayin.... TRIPLE EDIT man like don't mix alcohols cuz thats STOOPID DX