Tuesday, May 5, 2009

100% CONCENTRATED RAGE

WARNING: BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR contains the energy equivalent of 85 Million tonnes of TNT per net ounce of weight.

Well, what? You don't BELIEVE ME?!

Drinking BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR will make you wonder why you've never CRUSHED A HUMAN SKULL with YOUR BARE HANDS.

IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A TRACTOR TRAILER IN A PARKING LOT.

MAKE WORDS YOUR BITCH.

I know I did.
I can place apostrophes anywhere I want. 
Screaming babies! Peasant blood! Pleasant blood!!
Omg this catty watty fo fatty makin me heart hurt.

I would eat human flesh. I mean, with barbaque sauce and a lotta pepper that shit'd be prolly pretty good, akshually.

WIN AT YELLING!!!!

1 comment:

Dangermuffin said...

sweet lord!
Get those orphans away from the chemical fire!
Caroline can I see you in my ready room?

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EAT A DIIIIIICK!!!!