Unclaimed Bodies?!

I will start drawing again.

I like to draw girls.

Cuz I'm bad at drawing guys.

DX

I wish I could draw guys.

How I love them! ♥

The Messenger Has Arrived

I see strange things in the Harris Teeter parking lot.

I'm not going into the other things I've seen, but this last one has me disturbed.

A man told a lady that he had never loved her. I felt like stabbing his face. What kind of a sick maniac are you to say something like that? This fucker wasn't even good looking, so the fact that she spent so much time seeing passed his gruesome fucking exterior adds only insult to the already egregious injury.

I didn't give her a ride home.

She SHOULD have stabbed his smug motherfucking face instead of crumpling into tears, although tactically speaking that was a good move. It demands attention to your plight and makes the viewer automatically dislike the other individual in the conversation.

So I see what she did there.

But still. That was pretty low of the man. I curse him and all his asshole compatriots (of which, I'm sure, there are many) with severe limp-dickedness. He will never again please any woman because of how deeply he hurt that one woman.

Listen, we're in it against men.

DOOOO IIIT!!!!

Bored and Hating It

I'm just so bored right now.

Everybody's tryin to piss me off and I'm hungry and my stupid period started.

Plus, tomorrow, Kev goes back to school and then I'm stuck home with mom and no alcohol. So she's gonna be like moody and stuff and she's gonna try to trap me into doing housework. I hate that.

But when does MY school start? Not soon enough.

I'm just so fucking bored and I can't draw anything worth a shit so I'm pissed off too and, frankly, I just wanna get wasted.

Argh!

Even my complaining is boring!

There's no light of relief anywhere, even from Ted Bundy! I'm stuck in a wasteland of stupid, boring shit!

Shit, shit, SHIT!

Omg... I'll finish up when I have something to write about... if ever.

>_<

DX

X(

I wanna ROCK with you

All Night

Dance you into that

Sunlight

XD

I feel good nao. Stupid vodka. XD Stupid Michael Jackson, keepin' me alive. XD You ever see that "Bad" video? That shit is dope. I wanna dress like that again. I used to, but I'm really to poor for that, you know?

Plus Hot Topic made me mad by sellin' that emo shit and not my chainy pants and I emailed them and shit and they said ya? So?

My head almost sploded.

Don't stop til you get enough.

Wait a minute- Michael Jackson's death ruined my life.

OMG.

WTFBBQ.

I need you back, Jackson!!!!

You're too young to diiiieeee!!!

DX DX

Red Indians Are Savages

What's with Indians and fedoras?

Easily the most clichéd of the hats, the fedora facilitates the illusion of coolness while maintaining an air of reserved class.

Do Indians really need this feature? Where are the feathers, the beads, the hair wraps, the war paint?

Gone?

Only to be replaced with poorly inked "tribal" tattoos of generic nature? Fedoras? Chain wallets? Those annoying and inexplicable really long skater shorts with cargo pockets for easy theft?!

But why, I say.

Awesome and highly unique headdresses succumb to what, cheaply dyed hair and outrageous and high-maintenance hair cuts?

I was one of these individuals but I don't count because I'm a real American. Not like these Red Indians.

I'm only thinking about this because of a picture of a dude I saw and he's all, "Omg, ladies, I'm like part Cherokee or something boring like that" and what's up on his noggin?

A FEDORA.

Give it up, Red Indians. You can lessen the air of incivility about you, but you can't remove your SAVAGE nature.

Chained wallets... what ARE you thinking?

Eggy Yum

Mmmm eggi-weggs. I like mines scrambled.

You know, eggs may be the best damn thing on the whole entire planet. Think about all the shit you could not make without eggs...

• Bread
• Biscuits
• Macaroni Pie
• Grits and eggs
• French Toast
• Waffles
• Pancakes
• Omlettes
• Croque Madame
• Cookies
• Cubano Sweet Bread (for medianoche sandwiches)
• Toad in the Hole ("toadineeole")
• Steak and Eggs
• Custard
• Meringue
• Cakes, delishus cakes
• Brownies

....And I can't think of nuthin else.. but i'm sure there's something. UNFORTUNATELY, most of these things also require milk, even scrambled eggs, and milk is something I don't have.

So, no scramblied eggi-weggs.

I am saddened.

I mean, the whole point of this post was scrambled eggs-having that i was gonna do....

*Sigh.*

I hate it when people like to think they're smarter than you. Like if they can play you or think they're playin your emotions or something, but what they don't know is that you just don't feel anything but rage and disdain so all of their efforts are futile.

Like if maybe they didn't know how generally insignificant they really are compared to the soul-wrenching, total eclipse of power and intelligence going on around me.

I'm just sayin.

I don't think they read my blog, but it's my blog so if they do, suck it.

I laugh at their efforts.

ALSO, I hate guys on porn videos. They say the same shit- "Oh, look at that ass" and "Yeah, suck my cock" and they do that thing where they suck air in through their stupid fuckin teeth. I wish I could kill em.

They are so stupid. The things people say during sex are so pointless for me... they heighten no sense of pleasure, only the sense of embarrassment at having said something so idiot.

My God, I almost hate sex.

Almost.

Feels great, brings out the most inane, useless part of the human psyche. Oh my God, why.

Top Gear Loves MCs

ok i'm mega-drunk right now.

so what? i don't KNOW you, anyway.

people all pissed off for no reason and HAHA i don't mind because well, i didn't do nothin.

I'M GONNA RIDE MY BIKE!!!

OMG i seen it on TOP GEAR, the greatest show EVER even tho they are always hatin' on Americans. But that show.... I mean... I could die laughing sometimes. Especially the damn limo episode... OMG that was soooooo funny.

Top Gear rules.

Btw Top Gear, I drive a Mazda Miata and its AWESOME but I used to drive a 700 Honda Nighthawk (motorcycle). That was sooooo, omg, soo great.

Motorcycles rule, Top Gear.

XD

Mucho Muchacho

Ted Bundy was the only American serial killer to eat live bee hives and be killed by a profession NFL-licensed football THROUGH THE FACE.

For breakfast he ate roofing nails and shards of bloody glass steeped in Chablis, a fine French wine. Business was booming for the good Dr. Bundy, with many abortions being performed daily and thus always a delishus hot lunch handy.

Bundy was captured in Florida when a police cruiser rear-ended his benzo and he beat the man's head to a bloody pullp with the cruiser door.

FUCK that police.

After that semi-arrest, Bundy pulled his gat out and went a a 26 state killing spree and freestyle rap concert series. We all know that Osama Bin Ladin cried Jihad on the West Coast and killed Tupac, but what we didn't know until now was that Ted Bundy strangled Bin Ladin in his mighty titanium bionic left arm and threw the putrescent remains into the Mississippi River, makin' it all brown and nasty and shit.

It's ok, cuz Osama was a fuckin lameass anyway.

Ted Bundy invented Jews, then destroyed them. He didn't get all the way done, though, because of the Professional NFL-Licensed Football Through the Face Incident, which ended the power-glow of brutality.

Ted Bundy also has his own iPod app, which you can't say about that fuckin dumbass Charlie Manson, who sucks schweaty prisoner nuts for fun and NOT cash. He wakes up everday to his crazy and a honeybun on his motherfuckin pillow.

Cuz he's a fuckin bitch.

Ted Bundy got caught at the Denver KMart fuckin dead bodies and the feds were like you know they're dead and he was like ya? So? And the feds were like that's gross and seriously illegal you fuckin shit but Ted Bundy was already out the door and blazin with Obama in his lac.

Obama don't know SHIT about healthcare but the one thing he does know is Ar-15s, M16s and cappin motherfuckin flagrants in the goddamn Undercity.

Don't cross the man.

Ted Bundy did, and he got footballed by Donovan McNabb IN THE FACE and couldn't make it to another fucking whore to power up on her dead whore body in time, so he said fuck this shit and left.

Peace.