The Last SCAD-bye

Soooo..... anyway, i just remembered that Teh Bundy is cooler than Anastasya Syndrome and hotter than Fiyah.

Fiyah is totally hot.

that guy at five guys is totally hott.

Jara-face Buchholz-pants is totally hott w00t plus crazed.

that 5 guys guy prolly wouldnt like me. i cant imagine "normal sex".

i hope i passed

buchholz is a cool last name. if i had it, i wouldnt change it. i would make it mine. i would own it and it would be my possession.

i want biscuits n gravy from hardee's.

omg and tunaaa too. make me food. why i sooo hongry?

i am drinking tequila. drink of teh drunks.

did someone just knock on mah door? i'm not gonna check, pervs. i think bedways is rightways now....

or tunaways....

cuz i has a lunch packer right here and its starkist tunas soooooo........ i mean, i'm just sayin....

ok. it has been consumed. yes, that quickly, its CINEMAGIC!

so there.

i likes you guys JARA I CANT WAIT TO SEEEE YOU IN MY NEW CAR!!!!!

..................

......when i get one, that is..... >_<

Jara Is at Work

Hey guys! See Jara!

See Jara work.

Jara works a lot.

Jara knows that working a lot is sometimes the only way to get something done.

Jara is responsible.

N this one time he was tryin to barrel walk n then he was all "oh i'm great at this" and then HE FELL OFF n hit the ground n rolled INTO A FIRE ANT PILE!!! ahahahahaha

but no seriously, your the only 1 who reads my blog anyhow n youre super great n fantastic n sessy n you has that SUPER FUN sense of humor like philosiraptor. hahaha

you r great :)

i loves youuuu ♥♡♥♡✈ airplanes r cool.

Manic High!

Omg guess what y'all?! I did sooooo well on that 2D Final!!

Erryone LOVED it prolly cuz it was too great yo.

I redesigned the book cover for The Stranger Beside Me, see, and it was remarkable REMARKABLE if I do say so myself hahaha yesh.

here tis:

so yessh. i did it! i did it! it was me! it was mee!

teh Bundy roolz.

A Noble Tie that Binds...!

Our Human Hearts n' Minds

Into a Brotherhood of Maaan!!

boom shakkalakkalakka!!

ok and w0000000t cuz you know its goin down. yesss... yeeeesss.... it's all coming to fruition now...

heheha .... hehehehehahahaha... hahaa. haHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA

ahem.

Excuse Me, Let me start over;

I have, I believe, finally finished a life-long training. A training to... dehumanize, as it were. I believe I have reached it. It is all artifice, though. A sheer and complete mockery of the real thing, but I'm sure that I can pull it off.

But... I was actually going to write about my final project, which I have been practicing all night.

I have done my wretched coffee stains.

I have tried and failed to adequately copy Ted's handwriting.

You should see it, really; most of it isn't even letters, I don't know how anyone ever saw fit to submit this to a handwriting analyst.

They should've sent it to a chicken farmer because that's not English. 

He made some of those letters up, man. Serious.

But I've been workin on my spatter and I think it's going grrreat!

I think the end result will be really nice. 

Tomorrow I'm going to start to piece it all together and work on my typeface, because I have to render it by hand instead of just slappin' some glue on the back of copy paper and slammin it to my project.

That's gonna take a while, I know.

I just thought of something: My project is going to smell DELICIOUS.

Cuz most of its done in COFFEE harr har har harrrr yesh.

Your Life-long Membership

Is Free

Keep A-givin' Each Brother All

You Can

Oh Aren't You Proud to Be

In That Fraternity-

The Great Big Brotherhood of Man!

bow chikka wow wow

england sux wit their hatin and the BOM chikka WAH WAH wtf is THAT england?!

Hot n Drunk

I'm hot n drunk right now.

Not hot like as in sessy but hot as in its like 95 degrees in herr so you know...

But, yeah, drunk as in DRONK you know.

Drunk as in Why the hell you still standin'?!

well iunno.

but i DO know its taken me like 15 minutes to write just to liek.... here.

omg.

iunno i might be sessy as well cuz i sure as hell gon' look me at some pornographies.

you be teh judge cuz you know what I AINT 

and sum guy bought to get stab if he keeps stalkin me forreal man

aint playin with that shit dawg

nah fuck you cuz you aint my dawg

aint that some shit

You're my satellite
You're riding with me tonight
Passenger side, lighting the sky
Always the first star that I find

I know you want to cry out...

i'm drinkin my liquor lunchable and its quite delicious.

never had whiskey and coke before. 

never had whiskey before actually, cuz its the favorite drink of all the worlds mean drunks.

that and beer.

x|

man i can drink a lot of this stuff. boy howdy, its good tastin!

butter tastin!

i'm lookin for fonts for my final 2d project. i cant decide between The Stranger Beside Me and The Good Earth.

they both really good son but theyre really different so i'm gonna hafta pick one.

you know, you know.

I HAS BIG PAYOFF.

from the top of the pole i watch her go down

she got me throwin my money around

hahahaha!

i'll be a stripper!! my new life's goal!!!

a dancer for money!! any song will do.

oh nos!

i turn my swag oooooonnn

its my time to turn it up.

TED BUNDY!!

omg i always look when i see that dudes name. very mystical.

im back agaaaaiiinnn!

i know alottayallthoughtiwadntcominback yeeeeaaaahhhh

my dad saw a "dark presence" hovering over me at my grandparents house n snatched me up fo' protection. thats dedi-fucking-cation, dude. no lie.

i've been surrounded by those kinds of things my whole life, but i personally never experience them. theyre tryin to reach out, but i'm too dim to get in contact.

i fear them. what do they want with me? i'm just a normal gal, nothin special.

the devil's on his way, i guess.

a dark presence! like, as in, MALEVOLENT. as in, WANTS TO DO ME HARM.

there must be something about me that angers many spirits.

cant imagine what....

GET IT POPPIIIIINNN!!!!!!

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA man you KNOW i got that MONEY on THIS DAY.

i am sittin pretty in chucktown right now and you know all them hatahs gonna show their faces tryin to peep dis awesome, but then they cant even comprehend it.

yessir.

i just heard this song called "Birthday Sex"and it was pretty good and i thinks i'll look it up.

i has money.

i has more than 5 thousand dollars.

I AM RICH, WITH LITTLE OR NO WORK HAVIN HAPPENED.

omgomg fug yall

YOU WILL SHOOT THEM AND THEY WILL STICK TO THE WALL AND THEY WILL DIE.

i mean, just ask the dinosaurs except you cant because the cavemen bow and arrowed them to death. no match for teh huntaaah.

you have frankly unawesome dodging skills.

turn my swag on

look in the mirror said whats up

omgimsotired.....

i'm tired. and then theres more shit to deal with. have i fucked this up? forever? i want so bad to make somethin of myself, but i ALWAYS manage to ruin it somehow...

everyone likes you when your successful... but you know, its seems like no one does when you screw up.

even as i type it i see thats its irrational, but i'm really really tired but theres no point in goin to sleep now as its past 9........

i need some goddamn brawndo.

.............siiiiiiiiiigh.........

everythings BAD.

barf.

humans dont have two mouths, you know? so sayin head mouth is funny, but perplexing and unnecessary.

i has taurine. it has the power of a crazed bulllll....harh hatrgcvlhkghxdfcbnk tdsea 

mooshy mush. make that face and i PONCH you

sooo watchout!

I Wish I Had Some Weed

Ooooooo I wish I haaaaad some weeeeeed!!!

But I don't. At least I don't get all bitchy when I haven't smoked in a while. Like SOME people's brothers. XD

It's been well over a month, but I guess I'm doing ok.... Everything is 10 times better with weed, that's for sure.

*Instigating a fight Mode*

> Maybe that's because weed isn't a drug. You know how I know? Weed is a plant; it's of the earth. Therefore, it's not a drug.

> Heh heh heh

*End Instigating a fight Mode*

Har har harrr i seen a cat on lolcats that was what jara would be if he were a cat.

Also, i watched our mini-porn that we made a long time ago and it was very .... amateurish. To be kind. XD WE were in it tho, which makes it great! XD XD

I am horny nao.

bye.

tigers are cool

i am tired.

i am also pretty horny.

i disgust myself lately because things that shouldn't make me horny.

more later.

nao sleeps.

Well I took care of those urges!!

Now I am refreshed and... and UNhorny!!

I'm hungry now tho, so I think I'm gonna go get me sumfing from da SUB SHOP in which they has PRETTY DAMN GOOD subs.

YOU KNOW THIS BOOGIE IS FORREAL.

Yeah man.

omg omg nom nom nom subbins you make the mouth be happy yesh

Nothin left for me to do but dance, I guess.

you know i was tryin to think of somethin to write about, so i decided to write about thinking about it.

i like to draw. i hate it when i see a bad picture and theyre all hammin it up like its tha shit.

i wanna think of a place that i can wear my kokoshnik without hatin'. i love wearin it cuz i'm sooooooooo cool dude like the boys love me here.

XD

I just call em all Springfields...

OMG My sister picked me up from here, this satan-town, and brought me back to Charleston for mother's day, unbeknownst to my mom.

Well, we got to, um, IHOP and then they drove up but we were still waiting outside and so I hid between some vehicles when they approached and BAM!

I popped out from the vehicles bearing sweets and good tidings to all and my mom was sooooo excited and happy!

I was the present!

Huzzah and we got moar pancaeks an moar monies and i gived my card to my mam and all were pleased and happy.

I am falling behind.

Maui Waui!

check out this sweet HP sketch i drew.

Yeah I know, harry potter n all, but i LIKE harry potter so it dont bother me.

just a lil sketchy sketch tho.

it was done with charcoal on an index card, if anyone wanted to know that....

...soooo anyway i have this goddamn garg burnin a hole in mah pocket....

yeah i'm boring on this post. i'm hungry and i aint eat all day or last night so i'm a lil run down....

peace.

*EDIT*

OMG i had such a good day!!

I got a free drink at 5 guys! I got a free mini cupcake at cupcake emporium!

these guys in a hippy store told me i was beautiful!!

XD

the sun's too hot, but the air is just right :)

goood day.

Maltesers vs Whoppers: The Requiem

Ok. Maltesers being the British malted milk ball and Whopper being the same of that variety, we shall begin. 

Whoppers taste almost exactly like Maltesers.

Almost.

Maltesers have this creamy yum in them.

Whoppers have this horrible Hersheys on the outside and when they are Robin Eggs they have this terrible candy coating as well, can you believe that?

Maltesers have this incredible European chocolate that is soooo damn creamy and buttery and fuckin smooth that it makes you wanna slap yo mama!

Whoppers, horrible n crunchy.

Maltesers, wonderful n chewy.

Maltesers win.

Ok and nao I feel sick. No place serves anything I care about. I'm dying of ConfusionHunger.

Its little known but extremely deadly.

Its where you want to eat, but you dont know what you want to eat.

Is terrible.

I gotta make my mom a birthday card, do a flipbook, write a 12 page essay AND finish a charcoal still life for tomorrow.

BULLSHEIST.

you know thats fuckin stupid, man, you're right there with me.

I hate kurt vonnegut. he's the whiniest bastard on earth. well, he used to be on earth, now hes burning in hell, hopefully.

187 muthafuckaaa

100% CONCENTRATED RAGE

WARNING: BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR contains the energy equivalent of 85 Million tonnes of TNT per net ounce of weight.

Well, what? You don't BELIEVE ME?!

Drinking BRAWNDO: THE THIRST MUTILATOR will make you wonder why you've never CRUSHED A HUMAN SKULL with YOUR BARE HANDS.

IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A TRACTOR TRAILER IN A PARKING LOT.

MAKE WORDS YOUR BITCH.

I know I did.

I can place apostrophes anywhere I want. 

Screaming babies! Peasant blood! Pleasant blood!!

Omg this catty watty fo fatty makin me heart hurt.

I would eat human flesh. I mean, with barbaque sauce and a lotta pepper that shit'd be prolly pretty good, akshually.

WIN AT YELLING!!!!

I like to come here and think about how I got so muthafuckin rich...

HAHAHAHAHA omgsogood.

Richie Rich as RobotChik sees em and whaaaaaaat you nasty muthafuckaaaas you bet i read harry potter fanfics.

SO WHAT?! I HAVE........ah, well no excuse, it seems. I'm sure one is forthcoming, tho.

you will get a carte in the mails.

it will has on it mine signature. you will find that you are unable to forge any cheques with that signature because little do you know that I HAS NO CHEQUES and therefore no extra monies will come to you.

besides, i printed, silly.

you will like this turkey.

its not jive like youuuuuuuuuuu.

omg omg look up this thing on youtube, bukkake milk. its FUCKED UP.

i hafta do this flip booook and its killin me dawg. what do i do? storyboard? with non-objective?! i mean, you're the professional, deb, but surely you see the folly in that...?

siiiiiiigh.

i blog more on the morrow.

owwy wowwy

i hate everyone.

apparently, unlined 4x6 index cards dont exist in shitty savannah and I can't just make my own outta bristol board for some unknown reason.

who cares.

i have strep throat, i'm not exactly doin it anyway.

that makes me mad.

i'm tired and hungry and in pain and i want EVERYONE ELSE TO SUFFER TOO!!!!

fuck yall.

oh let me just go get some food with my OH WAIT i dont HAVE any money so what the FUCK are you even suggesting it for?!

ok and then let me also just waste time walking around while i feel like shit. sure, if i had money AND A CAR itd be no thing to just nip on over to the goddamn grocery store but i hafta walk THREE MILES. COUNT EM- 3!!

yeah, thanks, i'm not tired or anything. i'm not feelin shitty at all, thanks for your CON-FUCKING-CERN asshole.

oh are those 20 frames due on monday KISS MY ASS CUZ YOU WON'T SEE EM AT ALL BITCHES CUZ I'M NOT DOIN EM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH IHATEEVERYONESOGODDAMNMUCHRIGHTNOWISWEARTOFUCKINGGOD!!!!

..........huh....heh.....

i'm not done; i'm not even a little placated.

my rage is relentless.

....but....i am tired and my throat hurts bad now.

plus no one cares about me at all.

everything sucks.

my ear feels like its bleeding.

Nobody knows the TROUBLES I'VE SEEEEEEEN

Nobody knows mah sorroooooooow...

SWING LOOOOOOOW SWEET CHAAAAAAAAARIOT COMIN FOR TO CARRY ME HOOOOOOOOME!!!!!

Whaaaat and you know I'm a good singer, but now I'm definitely alone.

Jara spent his last stretch of phone service on the phone with me, but arguing with his mom, so I didn't get to talk to him and then he hung up on meeee.

Whatever.

I'll go back to Charleston without him and buy an awesome motorcycle. I'll fill the awful void he left with things. Things please me.

I just bought WoW for like $1.30. Tell me that's not wow. It is.

Yeah, I'm becoming a nerd right now. Its ok because I'm at an art school and we're all nerds. We play live-action Halo with water guns. Come on.

I remember in that book I was reading, Ted found this old Raleigh bike that no one cared about and stole it and fixed it up and when he got caught, he was sad to lose his friend, the bike. It made me smile but also made me feel sad for the poor bike, all alone and not useful.

I anthropomorphize, I guess.

A Honda CBR 650, I think. Do they even have those? Who cares if they dont. I will have a CBR.

Damn!