Get To Dyson, Son! I mean, Dicin'!

Man, I keep drinkin'! I'm drinkin' right now! Mini bottles on the HOUSE baby, you know. I'm so sad about Michael Jackson... Man I'm sad about Jara not wanting to be my friend last night. That hasn't driven me to drinking tho, because Jara still is my friend. 

I miss you Jara.

I got you a present for being a great friend, even tho you dislike me and think that you're a bad friend.

I will see you in Florence and BOY will you be SURPRISED!!

Mini bottles, mini bottles

YOU SHUT UP OK?!?!

I like that Dr. Phil clip where he says, "Now, that's one skanky-ass crack whore." Aaaaahahahaha! Tell that bitch Dr. Phil!!

OMG we got like 4 pounds of bacon and I LOVE BACON.

I got it at Costco for $8, baby, you better believe it.

BELIEVE IT.

OMG I just read that Obama wants to FINE individuals and families who can't afford insurance $1,000+ if they don't partake in the national health plan!!

WHAT THE FUCK, OBAMA?!?!

I thought you were a man for the people but you're BLEEDING ME DRY, asshole!!!

If I don't have money for insurance what makes you think I have a thousand goddamn dollars with your name on it?!

COME AND GET IT, ASSHOLE, CUZ I GOT SOMETHING FOR YA THAT YOU AINT GONNA LIKE HALF AS WELL AS MONEY- A 5.56 TO THA FUCKING CHEST, BABY!!!!!

JUST TRY TO TAKE A GRAND FROM ME!!

TRY IT, ASS!!

You will be SORRY, I promise you!

I'm just sayin.... TRIPLE EDIT man like don't mix alcohols cuz thats STOOPID DX

Oh Gosh!

What grown man hasn't burned a fucking whore's skull in his girlfriend's fireplace while she was out? It's a tradition on this planet.

- Some guy on youTube

Isn't that great? I mean, I love it! It's very very fonny to teh max.

It was a comment on a video of Ted Bundy confessing to burning the skull of one of his victims in a fireplace.

And he's all like, "Of all the things I did to this woman, poor Liz, this is the one she's probably least likely to forgive me for."

Uh, NO SHIT, genius, huh?! I mean, even I think it's a little brazen to expect to be forgiven for something like that.

Can you imagine...?

But yeah- footbinding. Them shits are crazy small.

I'm sad that they don't do that to the Chinese womens anymores.

DANGUS! That's big Angus!!

That's what she said! ShaaaaWING!

Harr har har harrrr

I'm Bored, Son!

I'm bored. Man, I wanna do something, but everytime I do do something it isn't fun....

man i want an iPhone now. my dad has one but, man, he don't know how to USE that thang!! damn.

we're goin to pick up jara tomorrow from florence and bringing him here- all for roast beast.

i'm verry excited about it! i can't wait to seeee him!! he is awesome and we will smoke out of this lil hookah that he got FO FREE so you know what it is.

omg. still bored.

still wanting an iPhone.

dad, gimme yours. you don't need it.

dude my posts are all really short, but its just because i feel like y'all will get bored readin this shacrap.

ok and i read this blog like yesterday of the day before or whatever and it was VERY long, probably 3 or 4 Word pages long (that's long for a blog, y'all, admit it), ALL about the pro's and con's of original, censored hentai from japan versus uncensored american releases of the same, with attention to Bible Black: New Testament.

it was quite informative.

apparently, this individual found, much to his dismay, that the american release was released uncensored, yet unfinished as well.

so, we have this completed, more expensive, censored japanese version of BB:NT and this incomplete, less expensive and uncensored American release... actually, i'm not sure whether this is correct, but i remember that one hentai only had the english dub and not the original japanese as well, but i'm unsure if it was BB:NT.

that sucks because i hate the censors, but i also hate getting an incomplete product.

i love hentai, is what i'm tryin to say, and i don't wanna get cheated just because Milky feels like they can rip off their American consumers, who don't suffer the same totalitarian rules of morons who think that porn somehow doesn't include the naughty bits.

i'm just sayin.

but this totally wasted a lot of my time, which is excellent, because i was quite bored until i started writing about nothing.

w0000t.

yes. sooo.... see you tomorrow jara!!

*excited!*

Maui Waui!

check out this sweet HP sketch i drew.

Yeah I know, harry potter n all, but i LIKE harry potter so it dont bother me.

just a lil sketchy sketch tho.

it was done with charcoal on an index card, if anyone wanted to know that....

...soooo anyway i have this goddamn garg burnin a hole in mah pocket....

yeah i'm boring on this post. i'm hungry and i aint eat all day or last night so i'm a lil run down....

peace.

*EDIT*

OMG i had such a good day!!

I got a free drink at 5 guys! I got a free mini cupcake at cupcake emporium!

these guys in a hippy store told me i was beautiful!!

XD

the sun's too hot, but the air is just right :)

goood day.