Comin' through the rye,
Could a body catch a body
If a body try?
So I had a pretty good day thus far...
I'm crowin' it, if you must know.
That's right; I bought a BUNDY BRAND® High Impact Quality™ Crowbar. It's pretty friggen sweet, if ya ask me. Twenty-four inches of solid, head-crushing steel.
That's what she said!! ShaaaaWING!!
Ok.
I mean, it's tried n true since 1970, so it's gotta be good!
I caught a horseshoe crab. They're living fossils, you know. They're shell covered water spiders. They have blue blood caused by the hemocyanin (here's lookin' at you, jara!) and they have SPIDER LEGS.
Picture a giant, hairless tarantula in a hand-crafted tank.
Horseshoe crab WIN!
:D
Nikolai the King Fish still lives. He is, apparently, very hardy.
God, I can't do this anymore.
I don't know.
Must... get.. CAR...!!
Does this mean that I'm not alone...?
I'm drinkin out of that BREWTUS glass that A CERTAIN BODY got ("got" here meaning "stole") from Applebee's. Dude, I could really go for some Applebee's right now, now that I thinks of it. I hongry.
I's a hongry hongry honky, yassir.
I'm bored but I think I'll logotize my crowbar... with a logo... >_O
We've got the thunders here! Such thunder, rain and lightning!
Joy of joys!!
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