You won't believe it!
I can give you what you want.
I can make your heart beat short.
Jan. It's a singularly 70s name, cuz like, who would name their kid JANICE right?!
Fuckin' not ME, girl!
Oooo RETURN THE DEVICE, WOMAN!!!
HADAGITBURND?! HADAGITBURND?!
Toast.
How do you find sociopaths on the interwebs? Do they has a club?
I bet they do. But its a really shitty club because everyone only motions for things that will benefit himself exclusively and all the other members vote it down for spite.
Everyone's always vying for control of the club, too, and they're always scheduling outlandish events that get them noticed, but ALL the members try to take credit so they get on TV.
There's a high drop-out rate too, but they always join back because no one in the real world respects their true genius, ya knows?
It's ok to lie to women- they're not people like us!
Ah, I love you, Family Guy!
But still... mini deep-dish pizzas from outer space wearing a snowcap in the acne aisle. Making vodka melons with closed-eye kittens on the wing.
Don't let your hand touch the hot metal thing.
Its... HOT... you know.
OMG I hate that damn FG episode where stewie and lois fight like ENDLESSLY. It was the lamest episode.
Ah, yes, I've found it. Its called SociopathWorld and it is inherently full of shit, I think. There are bona fide "comments" from 100% real-life Sociopaths (I am just so sure!) that spout off textbook analyses of their characters like they had no idea how to describe themselves without having first read a book on the subject.
I pity them, really, because they either are pretending to be socio or really are socio but are so uncreative and narrow-minded that they have absorbed their entire understanding of their personalities from medical journals and psych 101 books.
Furthermore, I find it odd that they are so very... eager to tell everyone on the planet how abnormal they are. I would never and have never revealed my deepest self to anyone, and I'm a normal personality! I can't imagine that someone so aware of his obvious social malady would go around telling everyone and his brother about it.
Listen, I think they're fake.
Ratings ratings ratings!!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!
Ooooh, oooo, hey world, I can't feel ANYTHING for ANY OF YOU! Am I fascinating or what?! Come hither, simple minded cretins, and shower me with your affection and attention! Elevate me above your own pathetic lives!
OK SURE, ASSHOLE!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?! I FEEL SOMETHING- HATRED!!!!
SHUT!!
THE!!
FUCK!!
UP!!!
READ THE SHIT AND WEEP!! Like I give a FUCK what some soulless asshole has to say about HIMSELF. If you can't do anything for ME, if you can't talk about ME, then I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! Cuz its like this: I'm better than any Sociopath. They think they're so fucking above everyone else because they're undeveloped emotionally.
See, I'm just an asshole.
That makes me better and different.
This was a long-ass rant.
Whew.
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