Richard Petty Racing Experience- Be the King!™

I got my dad the Rookie Experience at the Richard Petty Racing Experience place. He's going to the Lowe's Motor Speedway to drive EIGHT LAPS in a 600 HORSEPOWER OFFICIAL NASCAR RACE CAR!!!!!!!!

It is the coolest thing I've ever gotten my dad.

I didn't even know such a thing EXISTED.

He gets a RACING SUIT and he gets to wear a HELMET and he gets to DRIVE THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR!!!!! 

.....I hope he doesn't die.

He will be careful, I know.

I visited my brother today and he's doin' pretty good. As good as one can, in prison...

Haha, he's a scary dude if he weren't my brother. XD

Its like a fistful of MOUTHPIE.

I don't know. My brother said it.

Oh gosh you guys should look up 'guy wields dual M249 machine guns' on youtube. I think thats what its called anyways... ITS AWESOME!!!! That video is the best thing I've ever seen IN. MY. LIFE.

I have been compulsively plucking my outbrows out and its hard for me to stop, but theyre growin back now. ^-^ So no worries.

Oh gosh guys!

I am so excited about this coming week! I will learn to drive, call the cops on children, give Dad the present of a lifetime, AND SEE JARA in his natural habitat- Florence. Hey, buddy, Florence ain't all bad, they got a FLEA MARKET! That's great, cuz I'm low on fleas, to be honest.

XD