I Dislike Them.

I hate asians.

I hate looking at them in porn.

I hate the way they sound when they try to speak English.

I hate the way everyone worships their food.

I hate how they dress.

I hate their flat faces with their somehow-puffy cheeks.

I hate their obsession with small feet.

I hate it when they emblazon their pigeon-English onto awkwardly manufactured shirts.

I hate that I can't go on the FoodNetwork website without an entire section cordoned off for the making of their seafood-rich foods.

I hate that they eat seafood for breakfast.

I hate that besides all these good reasons, they are so damn marketable.

I love their anime and manga, though.

w00t.